"On behalf of our entire organization,
I would like to thank you for providing the highlight of our annual
convention... Trust me when I tell you that getting one hundred
and fifty investment bankers to laugh is no small feat."
Ramsey & Co., Arlington, VA
"Johnny was awesome! Even our biggest
Northeast Window & Door
Assoc., Princeton, NJ
"Thank you for your terrific performance
at our year end dinner at Old Westbury Golf and Country Club. This
is the third time I have seen you perform and I have enjoyed every
minute! You are the ultimate corporate comedian!"
Pinnacle Seminars, Bayside,
Johnny Lampert is "the sponge" --
the kind who still lives with his parents past the age of 30, much
to his embarrassment. So he tells dates, "Look, when we get home,
keep it down. I'm renting to some old people."
Lampert's concerned about getting too successful. "If you make it
big, you have to go to Los Angeles, be in movies, TV," he jokes.
"Who's to say my parents are willing to relocate?"
His dad sometimes asks, "What are you going to do when we're dead?"
"First," Lampert responds, "I'm going to move into the big bedroom.
Then, I'll take the plastic off the furniture."
Johnny Lampert is considered one of the premier comedians in the
country. He is a regular at New York City's and Los Angeles' best
comedy clubs, including The Comic Strip and The Improv. In Atlantic
City, Johnny has appeared at Trump Plaza, Trump Castle, The Sands
and The Claridge where he has worked with such stars as Dana Carvey,
Chris Rock, and Lorrie Morgan.
Johnny's wildly successful appearances at Montreal's "Just for Laughs"
Festival led to his being named "Best Act" by The Montreal Gazette
as well as the signing of a sitcom deal with Walt Disney Television.
Johnny has also made numerous television appearances on MTV, Caroline's
Comedy Hour, Comedy Central, NBC's Friday Night, and HBO Comedy